It's totally premature to speak of a crisis in China. - Carlo Cottarelli, IMF Executive Director, August 22, 2015
You cannot speak of a crisis.- Rafael Pacheco, Housing Director, Spanish Government, October, 2007
I met a girl at a bar and we ended up at her place.
I said, "I'm not very experienced and you are incredibly attractive. I should warn you that I can tend to be a bit premature in that situation, if you know what I mean."
She smiled and said, "We'll take it very slow. How premature do you think you will be?"
I replied, "Well, do you remember the last thing you said to me at the bar?"
She said, "I asked you over to my place for sex?"
"Yes, you did. I don't mean to blame you for the current crisis, but were those last two words of your question really necessary? Had I known you would say them, I would have been thinking of baseball!"
Shame on me. Bad Mark! Bad! Bad! Hahaha! :)
BEA: Real GDP increased at 1.6% Annualized Rate in Q1
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From the BEA: Gross Domestic Product, First Quarter 2024 (Advance Estimate)
Real gross domestic product (GDP) increased at an *annual rate of 1.6
percent ...
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