A man asked me where he could find a safe way to earn ten percent. I said there was none. Would he settle for a 3% long-term treasury bond?
He became irate. Once again demanded a safe way to earn ten percent. I said there was none. Would he settle for some 6% junk bonds?
He went livid. Once again demanded a ten percent safe return. I said there was none. Would he settle for rolling the dice in the stock market?
I've never seen so much anger come out of a single person. There was steam coming out of his ears. It was at this point that I suggested that he think up his own infestment.
And do you know what he screamed next?
There is no f in investment!
Which is funny, because that's exactly what I had been trying to tell him for the past five minutes! No f'in investment indeed! ;)
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4 comments:
Ha ha ha.
Cheers!
JzB
Jazzbumpa,
Thanks! :)
But dere iz an "f" in flations!
Rob Dawg,
In flation we trust! ;)
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