Friday, November 25, 2011

Quote of the Day (Musical Tribute)

November 25, 2011
Violence, pepper spray mar Black Friday shopping

The instant classic of the day was a video of an Arkansas melee over a $2 waffle iron. The shaky, 48-second clip shows a mass of squealing and shouting men, women and children climbing over each other, grabbing and tossing boxes, with one woman seemingly unaware that her pants were sliding down her backside.

"Oh my God!" a woman screamed in the only sentence discernible among the high-pitched shrieks. One person commenting on the video wrote: "The pinnacle of Western Civilization has arrived."


10 comments:

Fritz_O said...

"...one woman seemingly unaware that her pants were sliding down her backside."

Now that's what I call having a hitch in your giddyup!

Stagflationary Mark said...

Perhaps she just wanted to be the butt of the $2 waffle iron joke. ;)

Audrey said...

Mark,
Nice. Glad I didn't go out.
By the way, the Thanksgiving crowd was doom and gloom - I didn't have to censor a single comment. It was a bit shocking.

But I kind of missed the infernal struggle.

Audrey

Stagflationary Mark said...

Audrey,

The contrarian part of me thinks that if the Thanksgiving crowd was doom and gloom then I should be either...

1. Optimistic (not at all doom and gloomy)
2. Apocalyptic (even more doom and gloomy)

Hmmm. I'm having a real hard time being optimistic here. It's just not in my nature to expect the most favorable outcome.

And on that happy note, what a great day this has been. Nothing bad happened on Wall Street today. I will grant you that the markets were closed though, lol. Sigh.

nanute said...

Fritz_O:
If she were standing up against a window, it would have been a "pressed ham."

Audrey said...

Mark wrote:
The contrarian part of me thinks that if the Thanksgiving crowd was doom and gloom then I should be either...

1. Optimistic (not at all doom and gloomy)
2. Apocalyptic (even more doom and gloomy)

I'm right there with you mark. I'm contrarian too and now that the gloomies are going mainstream, I have to choose a new road. So far I've been leaning towards upbeat and cheerily apocalyptic. Let's get it over with! I don't think I'll get my way. I think the bandaid will be pulled of reeaallllll slow.

That's prob for the best.
Audrey

Stagflationary Mark said...

Audrey,

I'm contrarian too and now that the gloomies are going mainstream, I have to choose a new road. So far I've been leaning towards upbeat and cheerily apocalyptic.

You want a cheerily apocalyptic road to follow? Done! ;)

Paradise! Two thousand miles from here. Fresh water. Plenty of sunshine. Nothing to do but breed! - Curmudgeon, The Road Warrior (1981)

Stagflationary Mark said...

nanute,

I'm tempted to SPAM you with some "canned" laughter!

nanute said...

A "baby turkey, a "pressed ham" and SPAM "canned" laughter. What's next? Try this: http://youtu.be/P37xPiRz1sg
Save it for a musical tribute.

Stagflationary Mark said...

nanute,

Very amusing video!